1. An over hyped book
Situation: You’re in a store when the zombie apocalypse hits. The military informs everyone that over-hyped books are the zombies only weakness. What book that everyone else says is amazing but you disliked do you start chucking at the zombies?
Carry on by Rainbow Rowell. Added bonus that that book is heavy.
2. A sequel
Situation: torrential downpour. What sequel are you willing to use as an umbrella to protect yourself?
Insurgent by Veronica Roth.
3. A classic
Situation: You’re in English class and your professor raves about a Classic that “transcends time”. If given the opportunity to travel back in time, which Classic would you try to stop from ever publishing?
ALL OF THEM. I can’t say which is the worst of the worst because I have read less than 2 handfuls but the Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger has got to be the most boring, unrelatable book I have ever read.
4. A least favourite book
Situation: apparently global warming = suddenly frozen wasteland. Your only hope of survival for warmth is to burn a book. Which book will you not regret lighting?
All of the classics, top priority are those written by old white men. If we are talking about those books people might actually have on them (i.e. written in the past 15 years) the Twilight series or 50 shades (I have read neither of these, for the record).