So I have more then just the first line, but the first few lines just build upon each other so well here that this is likely the best opening to a book I have read all year.
Aliens suck at music. And it’s not for lack of trying. They’ve been at it for eons but have yet to produce even a faintly decent tune. If they had, we’d have detected them ages ago.
Published: July 2012
Publisher: Del Ray
Genera: SciFi (adult??)
Rating: currently 5 stars at 2% into the book